You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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