I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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