let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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