it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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