they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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