Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
