I need help removing her.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
