Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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