i wish my penis had a tongue
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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