Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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