So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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