It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You can't motorboat a personality
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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