At least make sure they are 18
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I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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