it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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