Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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