So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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