its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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