Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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