I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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