the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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