if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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