Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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