Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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