We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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