In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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