idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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