Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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