you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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