...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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