I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
