If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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