Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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