covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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