Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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