jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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