i don't like sucking hair
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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