Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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