OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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