The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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