Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Randomize
