She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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