Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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