He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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