I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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