I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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