I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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