if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
