Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You can't motorboat a personality
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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