wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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