I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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