My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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