I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
did i walk over a car last night?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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