did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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