Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
