weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I love you.
Bad choice
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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